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velvet mafia

Organization of very powerful and influential gays that hunts down and kills methodically any of the immature bigots who publish homophobic trash on this website.
Joey thought it was funny to mock gays on urbandictionary.com, until the velvet mafia sent him his severed penis in a box.
by LavenderJackson November 9, 2003
mugGet the velvet mafiamug.

sister mafia

an organisation of non lesbianic, modern day tricksters who promote female solidarity, and much mischief making toward those who do them wrong. horses, heads, peoples beds are the holy trinity. they have no god father to speak of, but the headquarters are a sight to be seen.
by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004
mugGet the sister mafiamug.

McJob Mafia

A company that can be described as follows: A) Low paying, low skilled; B) comprised of many 'family units', employees who have brought their relatives and neighbors to work at the company; C)Kills.. err fires people who give 2 weeks notice of leaving.
by Parker Kennedy February 27, 2004
mugGet the McJob Mafiamug.

Juicebox Mafia

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.
The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!
by grebmorts April 18, 2009
mugGet the Juicebox Mafiamug.

Babby Mafia

A Yahoo Answers trolling mafia composed of advanced Trolls, SuperTrolls, and Master SuperTrolls. Their leader is a Doctorate SuperTroll. They are nomadic Trolls guided by the Autocategorizer and are the oldest and most powerful Yahoo Answers mafia of Trolls.
The Yahoo Answers Cats section got invaded by The Babby Mafia who shocked everyone with their bizarre questions and answers. It drove Cats regulars instain.
by DocBC April 15, 2010
mugGet the Babby Mafiamug.

pink mafia

A group of lesbians or feminists that plot the downfall of all male with a tenacity of a wolverine mother protecting her cubs.
Joey: What the fuck is wrong with those dykes?
Bob: Didn't you know they are part of the pink mafia.
by pumpkin escobar October 23, 2005
mugGet the pink mafiamug.

Taco Mafia

A high-class group of young men who are well known for their generous contributions to the education of underprivlaged hispanic children
"The Taco Mafia is by far the best group eva; far better then the asian chopstick mafia."
by Monkeyman November 14, 2003
mugGet the Taco Mafiamug.

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