by A dumb kid November 26, 2023
Get the KFC Kangaroo mug.The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
Get the Alabama Kangaroo mug.A western, but more Australian!
Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).
Distant cousins are the Maple Leaf western (Canadian), spaghetti western (Italian), baguette western (French), and the samurai movie (Japanese).
How to make a Kangaroo western:
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"
They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!
They're all Aussie
There are probably Aboriginal people
Maybe add some surfers just for a joke
They say "mate" and "cunt"
They say "g'day mate" instead of "howdy partner"
Play Waltzing Matilda or something
BOOM! Aussie western is now a thing!
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 13, 2025
Get the kangaroo western mug.by thatonedefinitionbot July 7, 2023
Get the kangaroo mug.