the most amazing girl any guy could ask for. shes a midget and has the most amazing eyes ever. anyone she goes out with is one lucky guy. perfect in everyway , even though she'll deny it . every one she meets automatically loves her and if they don't there probably a fucking retard. oops what your language she dosen't like potty mouths
by Cole Esno October 27, 2011
Jordans are amazing. They usually have long ass hair. They like smiling, tempting the ladies and flipping over shit (parkour). They make great friends and amazing partners. You're one lucky girl if you have a Jordan. They're great at fixing things and might have a little ADHD. But they're sooooo cute. And they have great abs. Most of them are already taken. If you find a Jordan, hold on to him and cherish him.
by Runawaywriter October 30, 2018
by Dp3s December 22, 2016
a person that's too high to think straight and may fail in life and loves to comment on others when hes not perfect himself.
by bob_kally December 23, 2012
Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.
by thepussyslayer September 01, 2015
A Jordan is a fuck boy, someone who dates everyone, thinks their the shit when they're actually not. A guy who thinks it's "cute' to pout in pictures, someone who has over 200 girls on Facebook and flirts with them all.
by InfiniteBeauty February 21, 2015
He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy
Jordan has a small willy!
by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 27, 2018