Free shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
Expert or competetive free shitters can drop rather than remove their pants and forcefully even explosively free shit in a methodlogy that doesnt require any wiping of shit from anal areas.
Usually expert or competitive free shitters can cause a fecal explosion within seconds and walk on without as little as a batted eyelid. If one was to closely examine the Anus whilst undertaking free shitting, it would look more like a mouth, projectile vomiting fecal matter out in a powerful fountain.
But an amateur must not force free shitting too quickly or risk a prolapse or terrifying mess, covering themselves and or loved ones in shit.
The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
Upon looking up he was already walking away. That man was a free shit expert.
by esssssjaaayy March 9, 2018
Get the free shittingmug. by Clamsout22 July 26, 2017
Get the Free pussin' itmug. A grouping of people, ie a group of friends, a gang, or an entire city; consisting of 100% real personality and absolutely no marks, buckets, or posers. Being sucker free means that no one can talk shit, cause you know that there aint anything that they could talk shit about. Originally used by SF Bay Area rap artists in the early 90's.
We dont smoke that shit in the SFC, dont give me no bammer weed!
SFC = Sucker Free City
aka San Francisco
SFC = Sucker Free City
aka San Francisco
by BlueBird_SFC May 22, 2006
Get the Sucker Freemug. Free Lipping is simply when a woman is not wearing any panties or other such undergarments. Akin to the male version of "Free Balling" this term is specific to females.
by Natalie Natalie April 2, 2009
Get the Free Lippingmug. a popular search to put into Google in the hope that the firewall on your computer is of poor quality. even if it lets you it probably wont let you go on any of the websites Google shows as they will be blocked even the ones on the 52nd page. so the best you can hope for is to click on the images tab.
by alfie93 November 23, 2007
Get the free p0rnmug. Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.
by Fiona Slennz March 31, 2005
Get the free samplesmug. Someone who takes advantage of another persons good nature by eating, drinking, smoking and taking money of them.
He's a complete free loader! He comes over smokes my cigarette's, drinks my beer, helps himself to the fridge and to top it all of asks to borrow money!
by Mark1412 May 12, 2007
Get the FREE LOADERmug.