When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
Get the secret agent bitchmug. 
A reference for a person, normally older or elderly from the Vietnam War era, who repels people by not picking up on any social cues, going on rants about themselves and previous time in the war, college, or when they were in their prime. A person of that age range is referred to this when they repel others and hurt those around them like poison by being selfish, disrespectful, entitled, rude, etc. and generally lack friends and social supports. They feel entitled to tell their story and that you should appreciate them and lack empathy or understanding that it may not be a good time for you.
Person 1: "I was wondering if he was an Agent Orange?"
Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"
Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"
by Black_Dandeli0n June 15, 2023
Get the Agent Orangemug. A true sigma with one goal getting a huge peach-like gyat going on secret missions each day to get that bbl drizzy there gyat is growing at a rapid rate while we are unsure of who exactly agent gyatless is we know that they are one of lucs cousins or maybe even lucs bucs himself
oh wow its agent gyatless hohoho i guess we can't call him that anymore since he got that bbl drizzy"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"
by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024
Get the Agent Gyatlessmug. G-O-O-F Maker:
This individual loves poetry and thinks she is so "Phuckin" "smrt" she lies and throws her body around as a form of correcting an awkward social moment at a "munch" with "NEO" "Mike Wheeler" The "in-mates" "Borge" their way in, and all "seminole vessicles" are left for the "loyal Captain" to "Giggly "snack on"
K- Kife
L-Loathesome
R-Robertsonian (gone) aka... not worthy.. In fact the McK-with out an ay. Is a G-nome-Buddy. (Check MAte)
M-Moriarty as in "Michaels ii name" & last born of the "imaginery" "familia" (Clout is more important to "SAVE" "face")
Bcuz- I'm (neo) "Castor Troy"
This individual loves poetry and thinks she is so "Phuckin" "smrt" she lies and throws her body around as a form of correcting an awkward social moment at a "munch" with "NEO" "Mike Wheeler" The "in-mates" "Borge" their way in, and all "seminole vessicles" are left for the "loyal Captain" to "Giggly "snack on"
K- Kife
L-Loathesome
R-Robertsonian (gone) aka... not worthy.. In fact the McK-with out an ay. Is a G-nome-Buddy. (Check MAte)
M-Moriarty as in "Michaels ii name" & last born of the "imaginery" "familia" (Clout is more important to "SAVE" "face")
Bcuz- I'm (neo) "Castor Troy"
KLRM-Agent means
sure could use a does of REAL-ity-me.... Ta boot maybe add me some boolean to the sputnik on the true entity of "L05E"
sure could use a does of REAL-ity-me.... Ta boot maybe add me some boolean to the sputnik on the true entity of "L05E"
by The-Raw-Dog-N-Bail August 28, 2022
Get the KLRM-Agentmug. Maine protagonist of Side Order (2024) and Octo Expansion (2018)
a poor octoling with PTSD
altho seriously am I the first person to give her a urban dictionary entry since f**king 2021
and that was the only UD entry she got EVER
a poor octoling with PTSD
altho seriously am I the first person to give her a urban dictionary entry since f**king 2021
and that was the only UD entry she got EVER
by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023
Get the Agent 8mug. a guy that is very dumb dumb and he only likes to play with epic gamer Jaydenz Epic and Writton and he looks like the Battle Pass
Agent is gay
by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021
Get the Agentmug.