Carteligence agent

A person who gathers intelligence for criminal cartels

My ex is a carteligence agent who trapped me in a Psy op honey pot.

by Pablo Handuzco May 16, 2025

The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dream Agents: The Nightmare; The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

agent orgy

An instigator and facilitator of the most fulfilling events and activities. A legend.

I spent one night with agent orgy and her friends and my life will never be the same.

by AOBJ January 31, 2017

Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"

Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."

by LunarSouls4952 November 3, 2023

secret agent

A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.

Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025

Agent Gyatless

A true sigma with one goal getting a huge peach-like gyat going on secret missions each day to get that bbl drizzy there gyat is growing at a rapid rate while we are unsure of who exactly agent gyatless is we know that they are one of lucs cousins or maybe even lucs bucs himself

oh wow its agent gyatless hohoho i guess we can't call him that anymore since he got that bbl drizzy"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"

by Lucs cousin May 28, 2024

Agent 8

Maine protagonist of Side Order (2024) and Octo Expansion (2018)
a poor octoling with PTSD
altho seriously am I the first person to give her a urban dictionary entry since f**king 2021
and that was the only UD entry she got EVER

Agent 8 is a good chracter
your a sim-----
PULLS OUT NUCLUER BOMB
GOODBYE COUSINFUCKER

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023