January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

9/11

A sad day where america lost 2,998 people. Where the World Trade Center and The Pentagon was attacked with airplanes.

I remember when my grandpa died in the World Trade Center on 9/11

by everydayimsteppingonabeach March 31, 2015

March 11

National Thicc person day.🍑

Person 1:Do you know what today is?
Person 2:No why?
Person 1:Its March 11
Person 2: So what about today?
Person 1:Its National Thicc person day all Thicc people were born today.🍑

by [Thicc Nicki] November 3, 2019

9/11

perhaps one of the most joked about tragedy (see the holocaust for similar results) and every time it tends to be funny as fuck for reasons we are unsure of.

me: *watching a meme compilation*
* a clip of a plane flying into the twin towers on the date of 9/11 2001 plays*
hey watch yo jet bro... WATCH YO JET!
*EXPLOSION*

by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018

March 11

March 11 is when the dumbest but also prettiest Pisces was born

why am I so dumb?
-when is your birthday?
March 11
-well there u go😂

by Hahahasasha November 1, 2019

11:07

When you check your phone and see this time hit the clock, prepare to fight for your life. When you’re with the boys it’s a innate reaction to start tackling and dry humping your friends at 11:07. You get a whole minute to release all of your built up testosterone that’s been waiting for this moment. It is preferable to do it at night when it’s easier to pounce on your victim, but feel free to do it in the morning.

Ethan: Pssst Will it’s 11:07
Will: Oh yea baby, it’s time to fuck the shit out of you
Ethan: Oh shit
Will: GET DOWN BITCH

by Hoodhydra August 8, 2021

9/11

September 11.

See conspiracy.

When the Pentagon was crashed into, he grass around it was smooth enough that you could play golf on it. When planes crash they leave some kind of debris.

None were found at the crash scene.

by HyperactiveToothpick July 18, 2008