A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Mel Gibson has the bullshit gene. He is always babbling on about things he knows nothing about and is frequently proven wrong. And when this happens, he will bullshit another reason as to why he got the answer wrong.
by dontcallmeredscarfranks January 20, 2012
A rational, logical, and often theoretical explanation for a complex topic/situation that does not provide emotional comfort.
"You're Death, we should accept you right? Well here's the thing it's all a bunch of intellectual bullshit. Cuz she's (his dead daughter) not here holding my fucking hand." Will Smith: Collateral Beauty
by Sir. KĀG October 13, 2021
I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020
A girl who tends to lead on making you think she's into you . Therefore , she will make you believe you are very attractive/ interested then the next day you don't exist. A fake personality bitch with the following traits -
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
GIRL: Hey lets hang out sometime i'm down to get together lets do it tomorrow
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
by ksudzo March 10, 2016
Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 06, 2017
When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.
Bullshit writing:
In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.
by Supersonik August 23, 2017
by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 05, 2021