Jake

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

by Brightonunit December 24, 2018

Jake a

A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life

Jake a is a Jewish rich kid.

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 26, 2018

Jake

An actual badass

Wow Jake is a badass

by Jakethebeast January 7, 2019

Jaking

Joking with someone in a sarcastic or cynical way.

Wow, i'm sorry I was only Jaking

by Mìrø June 15, 2018

Jake

The cockiest asshole you'll ever meet. He thinks every girl falls at his feet.

Jessica: "Hey Becky, I just met a Jake. *gag*
Becky: "Oh my god Jakes are the worst. What was he like?"
Jessica: "He's an arrogant dickhead who I just want to erase my memory of."
Becky: "Yikes"

by Nicole_Evans June 22, 2018

Jake

Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018

Jake

jake is a crybaby who is very sensitive. he has a strange voice and is bored very easily.

i heard that jake threw his helmet when he struck out in baseball yeaterday.

by manssssss July 14, 2018