Techno

A genre, which consists of endless beats without any lyric. And somehow people enjoy it, and think it’s some deep ass shit. Anyone can make a small beat and add some “hands up” and boom a techno track that everyone will love.
Techno fans be like:
Believe in techno
In techno we trust
✝️echno
Less drama, more techno

*Techno*
I literally lost faith in humanity.

by Mxggot September 16, 2019

Techno-tard

Someone who is seriously technologically disabled!

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!

by buzzworkz January 8, 2018

Techno

Music made by constipated mice.

I wanted to listen to music by constipated mice so I got a techno cd.

by bogosuperelf November 20, 2020

Techno Bekos

A rolled cannabis joint which usually comes before the Techno Tapas during techno events

J: Aye, let's go out for a techno bekos and get back when Beyer's out
S: Sorry bro I already am on the tapas

by Beekoos February 20, 2020

Techno-Tear

Strong emotional response to techno music resulting in happy tears and/or crying.

I remember being on the main stage of Movement watching Hawtin close out Saturday thinking to myself, I bet I could walk right out behind one of those monitors and sit down right next to one of the stage crew and no one would say anything. I later told this to my friend running the festival only for him to say I should have. I shed a very happy techno-tear that day. Was surreal.

by listen_to_detroit_techno May 18, 2020

techno saw

A sawtooth synth heard in a techno song that is known for causing cancer.

That techno saw gave me brain cancer.

by Manuele Pepe April 20, 2018

techno dance music

A type of music which sounds almost robotic and is a dance tune.

"Dude, that techno dance music you played last night was banging!"

by LilacDreamer April 18, 2016