swinging the badger

the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger

oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight

by Badgerswinger12334 November 12, 2013

swing digs

To punch an enemy or foe.

Brendan and cillian are going to swing digs

by Andrew Mulvenny December 20, 2008

nigger swing

When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.

"This kid is gunna take 3 nigger swings and strikeout"

by bhinch October 16, 2011

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Swing-Block

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.

David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

by davekhalifia June 30, 2011