'god damn i woke up this morning wanting pop tarts then then i wanted cereal... must be having a Food swing.'
by bigdickandco February 3, 2017

A punch in which you are using all your weight and swinging a punch with as much SWING put in as possible, Usually very easy to dodge since its a slow wide swing. Called gypo swing since gypsys love fighting even though theyre terrible punchers.
by Bigboy packet March 17, 2022

When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.
by bhinch October 16, 2011

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.
1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"
"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"
by Board 8er July 16, 2008

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"
by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.
by davekhalifia June 30, 2011
