Willy Sweater

a condom

Random Slut: Just do it already!

Man: Nah it's a little cold in here. I think I'll slip on a willy sweater.

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by awesome_austin... January 21, 2012

sweater september

sweater september is when you give your sweater to someone who asks or it for the entire month of september

bro its sweater september hide your sweaters

by aaatraps November 22, 2019

sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

cooter sweater

1. Pubic hair, 2. having a nervous cooter, 3. wool panties

Today I removed my cooter sweater.

by The Maestro 69 May 3, 2010

Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.

Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.

by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009