sweater september

sweater september is when you give your sweater to someone who asks or it for the entire month of september

bro its sweater september hide your sweaters

by aaatraps November 22, 2019

sweater necklace

another name for scarf

Matthew: "What do you want to get Mommy for Christmas?"

Adam: "A sweater necklace."

by @d@m :: @m@nd@ February 3, 2010

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.

Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.

by Wags25 December 9, 2008

sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.

Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.

by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.

(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."

by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009