Swan

Guy 1: Hey You see that Girl over there?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: She’s a Fucking Swan
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Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.
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A hater.
Someone who hates on others.

Anyone who is more worried about other persons actions than their own.
A man or woman who stares at you while judging you.
"What are you looking at swan?" Adam Sandler in Billy Madison.
by Lee Lee B January 20, 2018
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(Noun) The definition used to describe a person of great wealth, intelligence and class.
Look at Daniel, what a swan! He just bought her a Louis Vuitton handbag full of Gucci bracelets.
by Professor Andrew May 08, 2017
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To show up unannounced at a friends house with the expectation to party and/or drink all night
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to confidently befriend people in order to generate lasting relationships while leveraging their perks and capabilities
"how did we get bypass security so fast?"
"oh i know the head of security"
"ah i see, we're pulling a swan"
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1. (noun) Slang term describing a complicated situation in a professional setting, where there is an uncountable amount of bullshit coming one's way (usually served in a silver platter as a disguise). "Swan" is a term generally used by the receiver to discretely complain about the disguised bullshit that is being at play in the office.

2. (noun) Slang term for something/someone unattractive but somehow became very attractive on the outside, but still ugly inside.

3. (continuous verb) swanning -
When a person (usually a boss) is feeding you an uncountable amount bullshit and pretending to be nice.

4. (noun) swan lake -
When a team of people using swan tactics to cycle bullshit around, becoming a show of disguised pretty bullshit dancing around.
Supervisor to You: You've been working late lately, so hardworking and doing such a good job. If you can, why don't you finish these as well before you go? It would be a great help, thanks.
You: Okay.
Supervisor to Boss: He/she is very inefficient, always have to stay late to finish, if he/she listens it wouldn't be so much time waste. Time is money.
You: (WTF!) So much SWAN!!!
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