memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!

I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.

by QJO July 13, 2017

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Drag Bar

A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.

"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."

by xxxyy August 10, 2022

Drag jesus

Villanelle going borderline insane and seeing DRAG JESUS who is a vision of herself in god form

Super hot jesussy

I have a big fat raging crush on drag jesus

by Villanelles wife (real) March 11, 2022

dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 11, 2017

rag drag

a broad on the rag draggin the party down

man your old lady is a rag drag

by cheddacheez May 9, 2007