by Reed07 March 6, 2023
Get the Gay Standoff mug.When a man and a woman start dating, but one of them loses interest and stops texting, and the other person doesn't want to send another text until the person that has lost interest responds to their previous text for the fear that they are seeming desperate. Similar to the Mexican Standoff but with texts not guns.
Also see Textual Standoff
Also see Textual Standoff
Mike - Hey Jason, how's it going with the girl you've been seeing?
Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
Jason - Not good.. I sent her a text a few days ago and she hasn't responded yet, so I'm in a Text-ican Standoff.
by RatBoy May 28, 2018
Get the Text-ican Standoff mug.When both parties see each other is typing in an iMessage, and both are waiting for the other one to send first.
While Beth was typing to Sue on her iPhone, she noticed by the three fluctuating dots that Sue was typing as well. She decided to wait to see what Sue would send first. Little did she know, Sue was doing the same...
Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
Turns out they were in a Three Dot Standoff.
by Palomino1 February 27, 2020
Get the Three Dot Standoff mug.When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
Get the Mexican Shit Standoff mug.The British-American standoff is a situation in chess, where one side has lost the queen and the other side lost two towers.
-Yestarday, Tommy and I played chess.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.
-Was it intense?
-Yes, we ended up in the British-American standoff quite early.
by MeavyHetal September 12, 2022
Get the British-American standoff mug.a place that everyone will praise you for getting into if you do get in, and that everyone will tell you has ugly girls and crappy parties if you don't. basically, it's impossible to decide if stanford is actually a good place to go to school, but it sure is badass. and also, it's impossible to get into; white middle-class kids with 1700 on their SATs and a few cool ECs get in, and half-mexican kids with 2250 on their SATs and legit ECs don't. it's the biggest crapshoot in the history of the universe.
"I got waitlisted at Stanford University, and am very bitter. If you got in, go elsewhere so that you can open up spots."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
"Stanford University is in the middle of Palo Alto, but for some reason everyone still wants to go there over UCLA, which is a great school in the middle of Los Angeles."
by chon3 April 1, 2008
Get the Stanford University mug.To stick a needle (or small pointy object)into ones dickhole.
This can obviously only be performed on males.
This can obviously only be performed on males.
by D. Fish, Nik C. October 10, 2003
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