spudgun

a gun made of pipes and posesing biblical power, only people of high intelect can actually build a good one.

Whoa, this spudgun has power!

by snazz September 28, 2003

chud spudnik

ass streatching russian space potato

That hutzba is a real chud spudnik

by Chud spudnik March 20, 2018

up to the spuds

Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".

"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."

by christopher burgess September 12, 2006

spuddle

A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.

Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.

by floflumpit January 31, 2010

Spuddy

the state of feeling nauseatingly sentimental and affectionate during courting.

I was feeling so spuddy that I sent her chocolates and flowers

by MeniMan February 7, 2013

love spuds

Term popularised by Craig Charles in Red Dwarf and voice overs for Challenge TV version of Takeshi's Castle. Slang for testicles, see nads, bollocks, happy sacks, balls.

"What a great shot, right in the happy sacks"

by Chico! August 7, 2004

Spuddie

1. A friendly potato.

2. A couch potato friend.

"What a friendly spuddie."

by The Other Manuel January 5, 2009