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Splash Cough

The disease you get after working during the winter at Splash Lagoon. Everyone thinks it's some fake stuff,but if you've ever worked as a lifeguard as Splash Lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
Splash Cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.
by ryan_splash_4273 April 26, 2017
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Shake and Splash

The act of "shaking" yours or your partners penis till you or your partner climaxes in a paddling pool.
The "shaker" then puts on a pair of speedos and a snorkel and dives into the paddling pool, causing water and ejaculate to splash onto the "shakee".
I gave him an absolute belter of a Shake and Splash.
by Anonguy21735 June 13, 2016
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Splash A Bum

To drive close to the curb when it's raining and drive thru puddles in order to splash water onto bums.
It was raining cats and dogs when I was driving past a homeless encampment so I decided to play a game of Splash A Bum. Aka Splasha Bum.
by JWhenn January 24, 2017
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Wavey splash

The wavey splash cannot be fully comprehended by a sober human mind. It is a way of life, a vibration lived on that is consistent, disregarding positive and negative outcomes. This is why people with the wavey splash are always on top. Some famous people in history with the wavey splash are wavey himself and thanos. Many people over the course of humanity have tried and failed to obtain the wavey splash. It cannot be forced nor created, it is a gift that lives with you forever.
“I went into the game unphased, knowing the wavey splash would take over in full affect.”
by Cheifkeef194 September 27, 2021
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Love splash

When a man ejaculates on a woman
"Baby you about to cum on my face? Because I'm about to give you a love splash."
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Summertime Splash

when you give someone head under water and when you come up they splash you in the face with their cum
I totally summertime splashed that ho the other day, in the kiddy pool.

Similar to winter snowball with snow.
by Hermione Granger,the Red Ranga October 13, 2011
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splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.
"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"
by ninety99nine October 21, 2011
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