Spicy cocaine

Spicy cocaine is when you shave of the head of a match stick, light it on fire, while its on fire snort it

Dude i tried doing some spicy cocaine yesterday and it fucked up my nostrils

by Mei_1o1 January 22, 2020

Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

A Spicy Elton

A sex act in which the receiver gets fisted and then shaken with said fist

I heard that Crystal gave Andrew a Spicy Elton yesterday

by H. Scorpio July 19, 2023

spicy dookie

When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!

That spicy dookie I dropped the other day was so bad my clothes smelt like smoke!

by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019

Top Spicy

Excellent or good - a term of approval.

"That dessert was top spicy!"

by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019