sloth

sloths are slow moving creatures who live in the rainforest! they can swim really well! they also let bugs and alge live on their back! they are also my fave mammel!!!

im a sloth in summer!

by Drama0176 August 11, 2008

smooth criminal

When someone you work with is secretly watching porn on his computer and spanking his monkey under the desk without getting caught.

Hey Sgt Jones the CG didn't even see you looking at that dude on dude gay animal porn at work yesterday. You smooth criminal!!!!!!!

by secret December 1, 2003

smooth bacon

an expression of joy or amazement

I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!

by Bob McJones May 16, 2006

fat sloth

A fat,lazy sloth like man

Ryan Sells is a fat sloth

by AK 47 March 13, 2005

fat sloth

A sloth like fat man, Goes by the name Ryan Sells

Ryan Sells ate him self to death with a plate of cookies and a butter filled cake

by AK 47 March 15, 2005

Sloth

The character in Goonies named Sloth. Also known as Daniele in foreign versions of the film. Sloth is extremely slow, loves Momma, and is shocking(ly) unattractive.

Any friend of Sloth's is a friend of mine.

Sloth Shocking

by Downgrade4realtho November 2, 2010

Smooth Crotch

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010