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A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."
by sedski April 26, 2025
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Soon™

When a trademark symbol is added to the word "Soon", it signifies a change in definition to "Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe".

It is used to express the lack of concrete information as to whether an event will take place within the next few hours, days, or years, or whether it will ever happen.
by HunterAngel0669 May 4, 2025
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Too soon before tomorrow

When something bad happens too soon that it’s short enough to not delay until a another day
I’m short tempered, shit can hit the fan too soon before tomorrow.
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Talk Soon

Refers to when someone, or many people hate, and don’t believe in what you want to achieve, so you simply tell them, Talk Soon.
by Angel (Him) Mendez May 4, 2025
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soon

never, or about 10 years
"guys, update will be soon"
by imgoinginsanelmao May 9, 2025
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Soon

Soon: the word thrown around and misused by Dakota, describing when he will finally be mine and stop the waiting and hurt. However when he says soon it’s like he means in 3-5 million years. True definition of SOON: to do it NOW or immediate future. No more waiting it has already been long enough. SOON should mean NOW
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I will pick you soon (NOW)

I will show you soon (NOW)
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