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clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.
"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"
by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007
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snap fart

A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009
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grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.
last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.
by weber April 19, 2004
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The Snapping Turtle

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

When you retreat your penis back into itself so as to appear you don't have a penis. Then release and if you do this after a shower, it will take a while to return to normal. I call it the snapping turtle.
Hey, babe. Wanna see the snapping turtle?
by Mr.DrewPeacock June 14, 2009
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Snap the goose

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.
by LindormOdinsson July 14, 2019
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Turkey Snap

Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
by talty July 5, 2014
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