Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

Snake by wacky yo October 27, 2018

snake

to slither around trying to take something from someone even though they clearly don't want to give it to you.

jason is being a snake, he should just ask if he wants it so bad!

snake by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018

snake

that one girl who is constantly all over 'him' (your crush, boyfriend, ex, etc.) she likes to be the center of attention, even if it’s for all the wrong reasons, she likes to copy you but then act like she’s better than you. she’s really good at spreading rumors about you as well.

friend: "omg kaylin is that timmons trying to hold onto your crush’s hand?"
me: "yeah. wow, she’s a snake"
snake: "oh i’m so sorry, i didn’t realize. it will never happen again. can we please be best friends again. i can’t lose you."

snake by james243265 November 15, 2018

Snake

a snake is another word for a circumsized dick. the shedding of a snakes skin resembled the shedding of a penis when it’s skin is cut off.

“omg did you see charlie’s snake?!?!”
“yeah it was a pretty large snake”

Snake by drofnarc enirehtac September 19, 2018

snake

somebody who goes behind your back and is really sus you cant trust them with your secrets

guy 1: bro that Vincent guys a snake
guy 2: I know bro he was talking about me behind my back

snake by wdwlimelight September 20, 2018

Snake

Someone who pretends to be your mate but actually goes behind your back and back stabs you

That Owen Hart is a snake

Snake by BigScottyp September 30, 2018

Snake

Some of the most amazing and sweetest creatures on the planet yet most misunderstood creature that unfortunately gets treated like shit because some douchebag decided to dress like a snake and tempt Adam and Eve into eating a forbidden fruit. Majority of snakes are not venomous and very few snakes have venom powerful enough to kill people and even so they would rather not use it. They are actually very frightned of people and thats why they bite sometimes.

Person 1- snakes are evil
Person 2 - no their not

Snake by The king of snakes October 7, 2018