My girlfriend is such a smut
by worship.ian December 23, 2022
Get the smutmug. Taking all the Smut involved to create the human complex and putting in the blender. Then mix with some red koolaid and freeze in the ice tray with a tooth pick. Once freezing has commenced take out the smut sickle ice cubes attached to the tooth pick and begin sucking on the sweet sweet smut sickle
Mike had enough of the ladies at the strip club during the bachelor party. So he captured the nights events in a small time capsule put them in a blender and ultimately turned them into a smut sickle!!
by Badger girl 317 June 30, 2025
Get the Smut Sicklemug. by Urbandictonary.com/jahnise December 11, 2020
Get the Smutmug. by Ilovemen6996 May 22, 2022
Get the Smutmug. Smut is a mid-genre between dark and hitech psychedelic trance. It is characterised by the typical darkpsy, bottom-end throb-groove, whilst also progressing quickly and constantly amongst a precise array of top-end hat/snare goodness — frothed mostly by the hitech hooligans. It is rare for smut to exist outside of the 156 - 170 BPM prime sex-zone. But, there are exceptions. Precision dirt, perhaps.
“Hey mang, dope smut set yo! That tickled me rather comprehensively.”
“The only thing this doof is missing is some thuesty fresh smut!”
“Smut, or GTFO!”
“The only thing this doof is missing is some thuesty fresh smut!”
“Smut, or GTFO!”
by Lili Barratt January 5, 2018
Get the Smutmug. (Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Smutmug.