Microchip on my Shoulder

2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.

Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?

Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".

by Marcellus_Wallace May 03, 2021

talkin to his shoulder

When a cop talks into his shoulder radio. Usually to call in a crime.

After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."

by Psychwrite August 26, 2008

white-boy shoulders

A racially offensive term used to describe weak or narrow shoulders on men of any race.

Does he fight?
Na, he's got white-boy shoulders.

by hearditonthestreet May 04, 2007

Head & Shoulders Party

When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.

Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.

by M.J.R.T. October 17, 2006

NC’s shoulder dance

A fake cringey Music Video describing NC’s Fanfiction Feminine character jerking from side to side winking on a white screen with her shoulders exposed/dancing.

This can’t be used In a sentence bro, NC’s shoulder dance is to bad lmao.

by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 08, 2022

shoulder cutter

Someone who cuts their shoulder. Like someone who cuts their wrists are often called emo, people who cut their shoulders are often called mentally retarded . They cut their shoulder because shoulders are less visible than wrists are.

"Man, that chick is a shoulder cutter."

by oergbewrgjkert February 03, 2007

pop your shoulder

To purposefully pop one's shoulder out of it's socket, for any reason; usually for shits n giggles though.

pop your shoulder : "I was so bored last night, I just kept poppin' my shoulder.

by drukolonian September 14, 2010