by Neko-Chan~Senpai June 21, 2016
Get the Shooping mug.The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
The process is relatively simple.
Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.
Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.
Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).
Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
by AraChN!D May 12, 2009
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going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.
by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005
Get the good old shopping cart mug.In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.
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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.
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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.
by bjargon May 26, 2013
Get the shooting the bird mug.Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.
My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.
by prinnyfan April 8, 2009
Get the Grocery Shopping mug.taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night
My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.
by brankmank December 31, 2003
Get the lawn shopping mug.The act of asking to see one's cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they're not doing it.
Guy 1: Hey can I play a game on your phone?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?
by Kliedorf June 11, 2009
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