The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

by Scruffy Yak December 7, 2010

by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.
This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob
jake: wtf
bob: bob
by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025

When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020

by KyuiCui June 22, 2024
