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Nolan Seligson 

A short, large-nosed, Jewish, and well protected creature, Nolan's Seligson's thick skull and even thicker layers of fat around his entire body makes him impervious to insults. This creature simply does not care about anything. Nolan's favorite things to do are drinking and driving, breaking his spine, and making anti-Semitic jokes. It is said Nolan rubbed his two individual brain cells together so quickly that he decided to become a student at Cal Maritime. Whether these rumors are true remain to be seen. The only think that can be known for sure is that the hydro flask that he carries with him which is filled with a clear, water-like liquid, is not water.
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National Selig Day 

“National Selig Day is a holiday that you should celebrate Avery Selig”

Rainbow six seige 

Oh yes rainbow six...
The game i jump on when i wanna get it up the bum by some no life having cunt.
Me: hey wanna play r6?
My totaly real gf(im lonley😭): go fuck yerself ya cheekey cunt! Id rather suck my dads cock than play rainbow six seige!
Rainbow six seige by GoatSmeg69 January 8, 2025