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schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.
Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"
by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024
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E-schlong

Online dick.

In recognition of Elon Musk like antics on social media.
Did you see that E-schlong says he is now a Republican?
by Hendrix the Jimmy May 18, 2022
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Schlong Dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024
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Schlong

It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"

Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
by random_masterbater December 1, 2020
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Dim Schlong Sum

1: Another name for the crazy ass preso of Northey Kooreea

2: Any random asian dictator
That fucking chinese guy is such a Dim Schlong Sum
by younggong May 16, 2025
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schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes
omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱
by schlongman123 December 4, 2020
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Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.
“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!
by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020
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