So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020

Schlong

1) Penis

2) Above average sized penis.

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy

by probablynotalex? March 15, 2021

Ricky Schlong

Refers to someone who has a horse size third leg, that instantly attracts the attention of all the girls around them

Jake is such a ricky schlong you can't compete once he enters the room, all eyes are on him.

by Postopia11 May 23, 2025

Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020