An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
by Toasted Toebeans November 04, 2022
by richiefricketyfrackingtozier October 21, 2019
Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !
by woodpequa666 February 07, 2018
You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.
That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.
by Macsloan January 15, 2021
a shit-long penis
by i_snortwizzfizz November 03, 2021
It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
by random_masterbater December 01, 2020