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bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)
Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
by hadleyyy March 12, 2022
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ooooo that schlong is massive
by gingers can die October 13, 2021
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schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock
you have a nice schlong
by landoj69 September 7, 2021
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Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.
"I love Johns Schlong!"
by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021
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long schlong

a word used by people with very small genitalia in order to describe their own.
¨I have a long schlong my dude.¨
¨no you dont its actually very small you dumb fucking idiot
by anonymous crab May 13, 2021
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Schlong

You have a beautiful schlong
by IncaMaca November 21, 2024
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Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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