When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.
Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!
by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022
Wrench is a nickname giving to obese people typically around the age of 14-17. Ronald’s can range from anywhere from 4 tons to 14 tons. Most are found inhabiting any body of water big enough to hold such a hunk of meat.
by Tusmc September 09, 2018
by clarissa garcia March 01, 2019
When you go into a Ronald McDonald’s house and instead of giving to children and helping them, you molest them until the workers pull you off.
by Imadopted August 16, 2019
“I think this girl may be the one man. The other day, getting McRibs, without coercion or words, she laid a Ronald McNobber on me.”
“Wait, the McRib is out?”
“Wait, the McRib is out?”
by Mrmyfriendbrentsdad May 16, 2021
A phase mainly 12vies fall into these days. This phase is a phase that dresses and face itself like their Lord and Saviour, Ronald McDonald. The only meals they'll eat is McDonalds 24/7, cuz why not.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.
They even fantasize Ronald McDonalds and make heaps of fan fiction cuz that's what their purpose life is.
They Claim that it is NOT a PHASE.
12vie: "It's NOT A PHASE MOMM... I REALLY AM RONALD MCDONALD"
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase
*Mom facepalm at their mistaken child at their Ronald McDonald Phase
by I*Am*A*Mistake June 22, 2018