Robert 

typically white, Robert is an asshole with little friends. He's the type of person that snitches on you if you say butt. Robert thinks he's funny even tho he definitely isn't

Person 1: ew who the fuck is that
Person 2: oh that's Robert no one likes him

Robert by John tickle dic January 10, 2020

Robert 

A very dysfunctional man with problems holding up an erection for more than 22 seconds. He is incredibly ugly and ridiculed for his homosexuality.

Robert gay lmao.

Wow Robert lookin kinda thicc, it's a shame his name is Robert.

Robert by RoberIsActuallyMyName January 19, 2020

Robert 

The biggest faggot in the world

Robert. “He sucks penis”

Robert by I like to suc toes January 23, 2020

Robert 

Robert is the most gayest person you’ll ever meet in your life.

Gay definition: Robert

Robert by Fbskwaaa January 26, 2020

Robert 

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.

Stop being such a Robert.

Robert by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020

Robert 

The Biggest Simp on the Planet

Guy 1 - you're acting like a Robert

Guy 2 - dude it's okay I play fortnite

Robert by Big Nigga Bert March 28, 2020

Robert 

The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh

You are so sweet, your name must be Robert

Robert by anonymouswriter15 March 31, 2020