Whoever's reading this

fuck you

Whoever's reading this is a massive bellend and they eat fucking scrotums

by Small dick Matt October 30, 2019

Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

Roadingfixtation

A condition where one must roar in a loud manner sometimes when feeling overwhelmed or just because it happens.
(It’s not Tourette)

I have Roadingfixtation do you?

by TTdagoataaa December 11, 2023

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009

Roaming chicken

Cocks (men) that sleep around with many women.

Joe is not a good boyfriend prospect as he is a roaming chicken.

by deman21 February 7, 2010

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010