by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 19, 2023

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!
3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...
STOP PROCRASTINATION!
by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM
B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"
by dogman_ June 11, 2022

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.
Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.
by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

verb
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something
gerund or present participle: procrastinating
delay or postpone action; put off doing something
by Hyunjins safe show September 22, 2020

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016
