Pleasantly plum

Very plum people with good characters

Miguelito SUAVE like pleasantly plum people.

by Nattielak July 12, 2022

Plum Humming

The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.

I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!

by Rebellion 999 June 09, 2021

Plum Sauce

The runoff from a sexual session in which the prolapsed anus of a willing participant is hammered to the point of anal fissures forming causing blood to pool into the prolapse. This mixes with the fecal matter present in the prolapsed area and the resulting sticky white love piss of the external aggressor. Creating a purple hued substance known as plum sauce.

She gave me a jar of plum sauce, straight from the bowels of hell!

by weazelbeast January 25, 2019

Plum Shitty

When the situation is just THAT bad that you have to talk like a sports-watching stepdad.

"THE CHIEFS LOST?! Well this is plum shitty."

by Varentix April 09, 2025

Plum water

When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.

WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?

by tessanic December 01, 2015

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 16, 2018

what the plum

Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”

Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.

“Man your Halo skills need working”
“What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”

by Targaryen December 15, 2017