jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 30, 2022

plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.

Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome

by Halftime32212 February 14, 2017

plank kink

When planking turns you on

yo you got a plank kink??

by swagmf420 July 21, 2021

snap a plank

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023

Man Plank

A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.

Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.

by CraigEvansEmbo January 09, 2024

plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021

Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.

check out that letterbox bro, prime planking

by plankingbouss May 25, 2011