A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake August 31, 2016
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Get the Pork Pistol mug.not to be confused with the full auto. Two handed pistol, usually with a knife.
its a micro carbine, it compares with submachine gubs but semi automatic only.
frequently used by security guards according to a anonymous souce.
its a micro carbine, it compares with submachine gubs but semi automatic only.
frequently used by security guards according to a anonymous souce.
did you see the fireball when that security guard got hit in the ankle, i can sorta see now why he wanted a pistol carbine punch knife with only 15 shots.
by Cody5050 November 17, 2020
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Tesla Cybertrucks ANd Vector .45 Automatic Caliber Pistol Are neurotypical Trinkets<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
Get the Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! mug.The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.
Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."
Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."
Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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