The sole and absolute male counterpart to pms in females. Multiple changes in behaviour(s) at various times in the month is characteristic of this affliction.
Symptoms Include:
-
fear of
reality
-abrupt irritibility
-unwillingness to solve problems
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-displays momentary regression back to childish nature(‘little
boy syndrome’)
-argumentative but totally still wants to sleep with/do you @ the end of the
day
-onset of inwardness
-inconsiderate, yet expects you to be excessively considerate to his feelings
-sporadic moments where he cares again, but doesnt actually mean it
-
failure to initiate the apology and or admitting wrongfulness
-purposely goes out of the way to frustrate others(*See ‘little
boy syndrome’ above; ie. If he’s miserable, EVERYONE else has to be)
-clearly shows signs of holding onto young man angst(and all things EMO) and behaving like such a little
douchebag because of it
-the OPPOSITE of helpful
"You should totally ask your boyfriend if he has his man period right now as that would explain a lot."
"
Well anyways, I explained the situation to him and hopefully he'
s not secretly angry..he hasn'
t replied yet..I suspect man period is the culprit."
