one who hangs around with a younger crowd of people, when he should be working down at the fishing tackle shop. commonly found in hastings, the paedogonk takes off his shirt to impress the younger and less physically mature crowd with his chest hairand nipple piercing.
by paedogonk April 27, 2010
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A young man that sleeps with underage girls in the back of his car then tells them not totell the police or he will kill them.
by jesse brock September 5, 2010
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-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!
- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.
by dgh938peg April 26, 2011
Get the Paedotache mug.When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?
Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...
Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
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Johnny was driving down the highway at nighttime and was shocked when what he thought was an oncoming motorcycle was actually a pawdiddle.
by Di_Namite August 23, 2011
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John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.
by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013
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