Before oral, go into another room and hold as many ice cubes in your hand as you can. Keep them there and get your hand as cold as you can stand it. Then, proceed into the bedroom and cup his balls with your ice cold hand. If you're feeling adventurous, do some pole work with the same hand.
by NopersonalityBrett September 3, 2012
Get the Polar Pawmug. A mix of massage and stretching exercises done by Ben and Liv Hatley. It was so named because of Ben's large hands. Often he does them to his grandkids or friends. And also he does these to Liv who absolutely loves it. This is guaranteed to make you limber. No ifs, hands, or paws about it!
Ben: Hey, anybody up for a baseball game? I'm ready to do my Panda Paw. You've got to warm up, you know? You can't play baseball on a cold body.
Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.
D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.
Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)
Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?
Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.
D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?
Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.
Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!
Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.
D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!
Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
Liv: You're right. This is sweet. I love the Panda Paw stretches. The Hatley Hula, the Liv Lean - they're all part of it. (she starts doing a Hatley Hula) Easy now, don't go too much.
D.D.: What is this? I've never seen it. And who are you guys? I want to join this, too. It looks like fun.
Ben: I'm Ben Hatley. And this is my wife, Olivia, but folks call her Liv. This is my Panda Paw stretch. Why don't you try it? (he shows D.D. how to do some of it)
Liv: Is she getting the hang of it yet?
Ben: I don't think she can see. I don't think she can do this.
D.D.: He's right. I can't see. I'm blind and have to be guided. Do any of you two want to help me?
Liv: You poor thing. Sure we'll help. These stretches are awesome. And anyone can do it! Here, I'll help.
Beatrice: (entering with a baseball bat in hand) Hey, is the game on yet? I want to play!
Ben: Wait, we're just doing the Panda Paw stretches. Why don't you join us, too. We're all already teaching your friend, D.D.
D.D.: (reaches up and high fives Ben) This rocks! We're going to have to do these at the senior center. I love this!
Ben: Well, now that we're all limbered up, let's play ball! (he picks up a baseball and throws it at Beatrice. And he yells:) Batter up!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 22, 2011
Get the Panda Pawmug. by kahdhb January 30, 2018
Get the sah ley pawmug. by ZippityDippity March 11, 2025
Get the Paw Tuahmug. A pretty girl, ready to achieve the world. A bit lazy, but hella nice when she wants to be. She's not as brave as she says she is but she's got it going on.
by Blizzy.1 November 22, 2021
Get the Paw Thamug. The act of repeatedly singing "Woop Woop Woop Woop Paw Paw Paw" during an unexpected awkward silence.
by Da-bood July 26, 2009
Get the Woop Woop Pawmug. ~`jimmy_on-paws`~ † commented: "erm ackshually i don't fuck animals"
genuine question why are almost all therians either wolves, cats or foxes? where's the dinosaurs?
genuine question why are almost all therians either wolves, cats or foxes? where's the dinosaurs?
by veist_poizon August 14, 2024
Get the on-pawsmug.