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lemon point

Just before orgasm, when you get a sharp feeling, and your face looks like you're sucking a lemon.
See also goof.
You should see him goof when he's at the lemon point!
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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West Point

The military academy for the United States Army. Exceptionally difficult to get into, requiring both physical and mental excellence, recommendations from teachers and your congressman, ability to learn and execute anything ordered.

Everyone wishes they could get into the school, but very few would actually be able to thrive and survive it's atmosphere.

They have very strict guidelines that must be adhered to because of training, discipline, and priority. Engineering, mathematics, science, military science, and military history are just some of the mandatory classes, included with mandatory physical classes such as boxing.
Guy 1- Why the hell would you want to go to West Point, that place is for tools.

Cadet- Because I feel the duty to my country to lead soldier that will be protecting your sorry-ass as it sits on the couch in your mother's basement.

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Chris (Marine)- Good luck, Kyle! See you on the battlefield.

Kyle (Cadet)- See yah, Chris!
by ijustwanttosubmitaword August 23, 2010
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Lad Points

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)
person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points
by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013
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Swag Points

A ranking system of how much "Swag" a person is possessing.
"Damn Boy!! Fidy Swag Points"
by Swaggerman69 August 12, 2012
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meeting point

the place at which people congregate, normally for a sneaky one.
"Where you of to bilal?"
"i'm off to the meeting point for a sneaky one."
"i'll be there."
by bilaaaal January 11, 2014
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The Point Of Life

To live and to die. Quite simple really.
Friend: What is the point of life?
Me: well to live and then die of course!
Friend: Sounds about right.
by The Point Of Life February 7, 2017
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women points

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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