Lay Hat

To strike and/or hit a person so hard that if they were wearing a hat it would now be laying on the ground

to a boxer- "alright you just need to go out there and lay hat"

by Ginga Ninja820 February 12, 2011

lay the rubber

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.

After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.

by Buck Steel November 02, 2007

Lay the pipe

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

by The_pipe_master August 26, 2019

Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

by JLSISTHEBESTT December 07, 2010

Way Lay

To be a strong motherfucker, and pushing someone into next week.

"I way layed that mother fucker."

by Rackal July 17, 2008

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Lay-up

The act of hooking up with a girl known to be easy, who is also usually somewhat nasty (someone you wouldn't hook up with while sober unless deprived of sleep and masturbation).

Hey man, I'm having no luck so I'm just gonna take a dive and shoot a lay-up.

by Smell of Pussy in the Morning September 17, 2010