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Scottish Hotdog

A Scottish Hotdog consists of two people engaging in sexual activities, where one gets a little hungry and decides to place a bratwurst ever so delicately in the buns of their partner, and proceeds to eat it like a hotdog. Yummy.
Hey Tula you ever gotten a Scottish Hotdog? Ask Alix, he is an expert on Scottish Hotdog's, Louisiana Wiener Dogs and Blumpkins!
by Yunamonayori August 13, 2025
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Scottish Beyonce

Lewis Capaldi calls himself the Scottish Beyonce
by Tommohoranstyles June 27, 2023
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Scottish Cowgirl

When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
Harry asked Kevin if he was hungry. Kevin replied, “No, I had a Scottish Cowgirl for lunch.”
by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017
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scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020
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Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza
Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!
by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017
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Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing
by Cellucci June 30, 2020
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scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.
Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing
by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019
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