Scottish Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.

We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.

by ScottishKilt February 15, 2021

Scottish Can Can

A Scottish Can Can is a regional dialect version of the term Can Can.

The term Can Can is used to describe a person whom says they can do something even knowing you know they will ultimately fail.

The Scotish variety is used only against a Scottish person.

Corey : I can beat you lot at videogames any day of the week.

(Proceeds to lose at the videogames)

Cris : corey you are such a Scottish Can Can

by Milk Drinker 1212 March 3, 2021

That scottish play

A reference to shakespeared "Macbeth"no one in a theater is supposed to say the m word for fear of bringing. Bad luck to the theater or whatever production is In house

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We're doing that scottish play soon. Not my favorite!

by 4realazitgits March 27, 2021

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

by Yiteziah April 29, 2021

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Scottish Toboggan

An anal train of three or more kilted-men, with a courtesy reach-around toot for the “engine.”

“You bring the scotch, and I’ll save you a spot in the Scottish Toboggan tonight”

by DMixylodian August 25, 2021