A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
by Andrew F April 23, 2003
Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.
by Lazynutz June 24, 2005
by Assbark April 01, 2010
by John Knowles October 08, 2004
Silly guy. Commonly used in International English. Have been created to call people in a nicer way than 'fuck-face' or 'ass-face'
by JohnDAubray February 04, 2010
The idea that some people have that if a woman's nipples are shown on tv or in the movies that it will annihilate civilization. People will riot in the streets ect.
That preacher believes in nipple annihilation.
by Deep blue 2012 January 12, 2010