Vertical Newton

The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.

"dang that girl knew just how to get me! She BEGGED for the vertical newton."

by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009

Cam Newton

He's going to be the guy that plays on 8 teams in 5 years now, for no good reason.

Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Cam Newton

A guy who's unorthodoxy some don't appreciate.

As long as the referees hate Cam Newton being himself on the field, they are going to keep making life difficult for him over him showing any emotions other than smiling or greeting fans and shit like that. He's been in the league long enough to be left alone now, he's already done things no other quarterback has done, and he's not done yet.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Kyol Newton

Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.

by XBenderX July 27, 2011