swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014

Moss

Moss is the one guy in the friend group who's always a acting big and scary but is actually the most gay person in the world. You can usually find them in their natural state at a hot topic or bullying anyone of British heritage.

Moss is shopping at the mall for a new choker.

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.

Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.

by Bamuel December 6, 2021

Moss on the roof

Something that you cant change and you just have to accept

“Thats really just moss on the roof man”

by Realssuper June 8, 2025

Moss

A type of friend who is attracted to men, sports and consuming unhealthy food. If this friend is indeed a man it does not make them gay. They just enjoy the company and personality of men.

Lets go out. We cant moss has no will to go out. He just wants to hang with the guys and chill.

by BigGDiddy December 29, 2020

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013