Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.

Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"

by Parker Parker January 23, 2023

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023

Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023