Mission

Sexual tensions/do fun sexual things

Me And Dray finna go on mission

by BracePoppinZ April 21, 2021

Shawnee Mission West

A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool

Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?

Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit

by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.

Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!

by Roadent December 21, 2021

Fuckshit Mission

It's a mission to acquire drugs.

Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.

Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"

Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "

Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"

by Lux1999 March 16, 2022

Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D

Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!

by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021