Missionite

A person that comes to a san clemente beach from the inland city of mission viejo. They can be identified by bringing their duffel bag, wearing a wife beater and having bleached hair. They usually bring a POS bodyboard or skimboard.

This fucking missionite dropped in on me with his junk dragger.

by The REAL SC April 11, 2011

Missionista

1. A militant religious missionary who will stop at nothing to invade your space and prove that his religion is right and your beliefs are wrong.

2. Any missionary that is rude and starts arguments instead of sharing ideas.

Person 1: You are going to hell for not believing the same as we believe; any intelligent person should be able to understand this.

Person 2: Hey man, don't be such a missionista!

by vududady January 27, 2012

missionary dater

A missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "Heckkk no. I ain't no missionary dater!"

by K-Howard November 22, 2015

Cake Mission

To fuck a girl quickly and send her home

Guy 1- "So I walked in on my girl fucking my bro."
Guy 2- "Fuck! That bitch got you bent... wtf bro. Im sorry, dont sweat that grimey hoe."
Guy 1- "Ha hell no, Im not gunna sweat it. Im just about to go on a Cake Mission with her best friend."

by cc8394 June 12, 2011

japanese missionary

Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style

I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames

by flaccid_fuddrucker December 3, 2013

Shawnee Mission Northwest

Crackhead culture

Shawnee Mission Northwest is filled with LITERALLY a bunch of crackheads that think their cool.

by Smnw March 13, 2019

Anal Missionary

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.

Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.

by Order 65 June 18, 2021