A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches
by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020
by Granny smasher June 08, 2022
Entitled idiot, bad mannered, immature person who brags about his immaturity and lack of manners on social media.
"Did you hear about the wanker who complained on Twitter when someone on a busy train asked him to use headphones instead of playing his music out loud? He thought everyone would be on his side. What a total Mikey."
by SnoozySuzy June 03, 2025
An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.
"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."
"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
by SnoozySuzy June 03, 2025
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
by Lucid444 December 31, 2020
Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.
by Steve Snoola Suffers September 12, 2021
Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018